Happy Birthday, Buck and Badger!
"I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles"
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
They’re mints and I’m loling so hard I love her
LOL Liam reaching at the end
'give me that before you hurt yourself.'
TIS THE SEASON